lizziemcganja:

friend: i’m getting mcdonalds you want anything?

me: i don’t have money

friend: it’s all good, i’ll pay

me:

image

image

(via abgron)

(via tombraiderempire)

jennception:

@DiannaAgron: Seeing first images from our shoot 📷@brianbowensmith 💄 @GeorgieEisdell ✂️ @CWoodHair http://t.co/RV5ydwHUyT

(via abgron)

#dear you  

You know what my days used to be like? I just tested. Nobody murdered me, or put me in a potato, or fed me to birds. I had a pretty good life. And then you showed up. You dangerous, mute lunatic.

(via thegamerslegacy)

Anonymous asked: So a cop, a racist, and a murderer walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy.

yoisthisracist:

I get this joke.

Title: Wii Shop Channel Music - Shopping Theme 852,213 plays

moneypowerbottom:

image

(via thisisonlytempfornow)

You’re a different human being to everybody you meet.

Chuck Palahniuk   (via creepernotinthetardis)

(via abgron)